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Punny Stuff

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? (I'm sweet on you)

What did the bat say to the Valentine? (You're fun to hang around with)

What do you call two birds in love? (Tweethearts)

Year of the Pig

What happened when the man stole the pig? (the pig squealed to the police)

What does the little pig get every morning from his parents? (Hogs and kisses)

What do you call a pig without legs? (Groundhog)

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? (Because he was an old boar)

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